A downloadable business card RPG

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Something is wrong with reality.

Either make it right, let it stay that way, watch the world burn, or just pass by and pretend that nothing has ever happened.

I don't care.



WE WAIL is a rules-light tabletop RPG that fits on 3 business cards.

The first card, Rules & Instructions, comes with all of the rules that you need to play.

The second card, Extras & Stories, comes with an extra rule and 3 generalized oracles, as well as a few lore blocks to give some background and context to the world.

The third and final card, Enemies & Templates, comes with some NPC & Enemy stat blocks/templates. Perhaps it might inspire your character as well?

Suitable for 1 or more players, as well as 1 GM (can be played GM-less as well).


Each purchase comes with both print-friendly and non-print-friendly pdf versions of the game, as well as both docx and txt versions of the game for further accessibility, options, and flexibility.



  • This game is featured in the video InThe News - Feat. We Wail, Tomb, Pocket Places Jam, Plant Parents and the Revolution and more by C. A. Berlitz on YouTube, located at the sidebar of this page.


Take note that this isn't playtested yet, so feedback is greatly appreciated.

Cover and banner photo created by myself using Paint.net.

WE WAIL is made for the Pleasure-Not-Business Card RPG Jam.

WE WAIL is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. To view a copy of this license, visit http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/.


Buy Now$4.00 USD or more

In order to download this business card RPG you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $4 USD. You will get access to the following files:

WE WAIL Rules & Instructions.zip 135 kB
WE WAIL Extras & Stories.zip 129 kB
WE WAIL Enemies & Templates.zip 226 kB

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Get a free copy of this game, no questions asked.

Every $4 sale adds a new community copy to the mix.

Feel free to contact me via email (ypezion(at)gmail(dot)com) if you want to get a free copy (or if you have any concerns, questions, or inquiries regarding my games and works).

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